I’ve shat myself in public three times. It’s never quite as bad as you fear.
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I’ve shat myself in public three times. It’s never quite as bad as you fear.
The Q&A, The Guardian, 11 October 2025 source ↗
When I was doing a masterclass at a theatre and I had to leave the stage because I was about to shit my pants.
Appearing on a Paris catwalk in a beard.
Years ago, I was trying to get with one of the big agencies and I cobbled together a VHS tape of me in adverts and sobbing in The Bill, and took it United Agents for the attention of Dallas Smith. A week later I went back and said, “Has she looked at the tape?” And they were, like, “Dallas is a he, no he hasn’t and he doesn’t want to,” and handed it back to me.
On stage in Tasmania, I tripped over a floor monitor and landed on my back like a turtle, kicking my legs in the air trying to get back on my feet in front of about 5,000 people. But when I got on my feet, the whole crowd roared in triumph.
I used to give a fantastic talk about Frankenstein and Dracula, but I’ve never been able to finish either book.
All the kids I didn’t reply to who’ve written lovely letters about my books.
Middle-class wanker.
Aggression. Anger. Rudeness. Intolerance. Lack of understanding. Pretty much your average day on X.
I’m a classic remoaner.
I can be horribly smug and conceited, and yet always in the back of my mind is the thought that things could go terribly wrong at any moment.
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