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The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 1 March 2008 source ↗
In my second year at Oxford University. There was much lolling over the side of punts on the river with languid male companions plying me with cheap champagne.
I am relieved to say that I find it hard to answer such a question, because if I could it would suggest that my life has become dreary and empty.
Whenever I’m swimming in the lido at London Fields.
I’ll be at my happiest today, and probably my gloomiest at some point today, too.
As a little bit naughty and a lot nice.
I'm too diplomatic. I tend to edit my mind before I speak - it can be incredibly draining.
Cell Block Tango from the musical Chicago.
Unnecessary judgment.
An emergency landing in a snow storm in Philadelphia.
Appearing on a Paris catwalk in a beard.
Ray Winstone, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jerry Lewis, Jay McInerney, Tim Robbins, John Simm
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