My daughter, Coco, because divorce is so difficult.
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View all 209 →My ex-wife Caroline, because she found my style of life rather irritating.
To my dad for not making it back to Birmingham to see him while I was in London doing The Streets.
To a resistant materials teacher at secondary school called Mr Noel. He had a comb-over and whenever he turned his back to write on the blackboard, we would roll up bits of paper and launch them at his head. Once, I hit him. I remember him turning around and looking crestfallen.
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The character of Frasier Crane – he's given me hours of laughter and an appreciation of the finer things in life.
Jumping on the seats of a deserted carriage on a London-bound train from Canterbury in 1989.
Overeating when stressed.
Selling low-grade cookery books in west London office buildings.
As a well-balanced and functioning thin man.
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