People laughing at me, which is terrible for someone who makes a living out of making people laugh.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 June 2022 source ↗
The question
What do you fear most?Originally asked
Vanity Fair, to its interview subject, The Proust Questionnaire
The exact prompt is fixed in Vanity Fair's Proust Questionnaire and independently sustained in The Guardian's The Q&A over multiple decades.
You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
People laughing at me, which is terrible for someone who makes a living out of making people laugh.
The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 4 June 2022 source ↗
We live in a fearful age: Brexit, Covid, global warming, cancel culture, war in Ukraine. Add in pancreatic cancer and you find me in an advanced and complex state of anxiety.
I become very anxious if I think I’ve hurt someone.
To experience the utter powerlessness of locked-in syndrome.
It’s a toss-up between a tarantula crawling on me and dying alone.
Lack of self-doubt.
I have become progressively happier as I’ve got older. It’s to do with not striving as much.
I’d like a manoeuvre called after me, in the way Heimlich has.
Sharper knives.
My dog wanting to go out for a wee.
The day I had to stop playing football five years ago. I realised I couldn’t hack it any more.
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