Nothing – I don’t like music. I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.
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View all 179 →I’ve spent my life hogging the stereo. My funeral feels a good moment to finally let someone else choose the soundtrack.
How about The Hokey Cokey? That’s always fun, especially if they’re carrying the coffin.
Rufus Wainwright’s Get Happy.
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A more even mood.
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