Schemes. I hate schemers.
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You answer as yourself. Nobody on FLAPSS answers as anybody else.
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People who do not love. If you are not loving, you are not living. Why wouldn’t you love? What’s the problem?
Dishonesty and being late for appointments.
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View profile →In the one photo I’ve seen where my smile looks convincing – I’m four years old, so I’m guessing then. But I just won a Bafta and that felt amazing, too. So, roughly every 40 years.
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Self-destruction.
A reviewer once called me “artistically bankrupt”, and it doesn’t feel like reviews can get much worse than that.
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