What is the worst job you have done?

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Recorded Helen George said elsewhere, not written here
Waitressing. I was so bad. I smashed things. I once mistakenly ordered a very expensive bottle of wine for a table. They thought they were ordering a very average bottle of wine, and I ordered them an £800 bottle and they drank it. I got the sack a few weeks later.

The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 28 January 2023 source ↗

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Sharon Corr Musical artist
I worked in my aunt’s bar in Dundalk for about eight years and I remember cleaning the whole bar, including the bathrooms, after a particularly rough St Patrick’s Day.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 24 June 2023 source ↗
Rose McGowan American actress and activist
When I was 15, I conned my way into an office job at a company that represented makers of breast implants. The manager had a wart on the end of her tongue that she’d push against her teeth, making a very specific sound.
Recorded The Guardian, The Q&A, The Guardian, 8 December 2018 source ↗

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