Not being a scratch golfer.
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That after I collected countless signatures on a petition, the Queen's Guard still wear bearskin hats.
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People who barge into a lift instead of standing aside for anyone exiting should be dipped in kerosene and fired into the sun.
In the one photo I’ve seen where my smile looks convincing – I’m four years old, so I’m guessing then. But I just won a Bafta and that felt amazing, too. So, roughly every 40 years.
Self-destruction.
A comedy gig at an army barracks for thousands of angry, horny squaddies just back from six months in the desert. I was on straight after the stripper.
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